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April 2024 Update

April 1 - 17

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The last day of March we drove to Edmonton, Alberta for a short -term contract job starting on April first. It was nominally 12, 10-hour days in a row for a maintenance turnaround in a chemical plant.

 One goes into a turnaround knowing it could be shorter or longer than originally billed. Work gets cancelled. Stuff gets discovered and they run a bit longer. In this case it was a day shorter. The client moved some of their people back to day shift and we were done all the work they wanted us to do.

We had disconnected control valves and other instrumentation for removal at the beginning of the turnaround. As things came back together, we reconnected everything. Similarly, we disconnected the monitoring probes on some rotating equipment and installed new ones when the mechanical people had done their thing. Some of the valves and piping had been changed. We tubed and loop checked those.

Eleven days. Short and sweet.

Even in those eleven days the sunrise was noticeably earlier in the daily forty-five-minute drive to the work site from Edmonton. Won’t be long before the sun is in the eyes of the people making that daily drive.

I won’t be one of them.

I am retired.

Again.

Until I’m not.

As far as that site goes there is nothing scheduled that is likely to be offered to me until late August. I’ll be looking for some work before then, but there doesn’t seem to be much out there. Might be a summer back home. That would be doable.

In the meantime, back among the living, I took a course to keep my qualifications current on what they are currently calling Mobile Elevating Work Platforms. Then we spent a couple of extra days in Edmonton. I kibbitzed with Ezekiel as he worked on his latest snowblower. We went to church with the family in Edmonton and did lunch and coffee with various people. With some of those people it was about twenty years of catch-up to do on our visit.

It was getting close to time for an oil change on our little Nissan Rogue. The dealer was booking a week out. Early Saturday morning I lurked outside their gates until they opened to be first in line for the Express line. Two things due were a cabin air filter and an oil and filter change. The day before I had changed the cabin air filter myself. The Napa Gold filter is a more substantial option than the OEM filter and about two thirds the price. Unless, of course, one ham handedly breaks off the little plastic tab on the cover door. Then it’s a wash when the cost of a new plastic door is included.

If you do go the Napa route allow more time for the buying process than they indicate online. Maybe a couple of days. They are not up to the standard of an Amazon for online stuff. Who is? I thought of devoting a couple of paragraphs to a write up of the experience, but it would sound whiny. Just remember when dealing with any organization these days, competence cannot be assumed.

We drove back to Meadow Lake on the seventeenth of April. We had packed the covered cargo area of the car the day before. We planned on leaving quickly in the morning as soon as one of us woke and then woke the other. I woke at O dark 30 and looked at the snow. Left Juanita sleeping and settled in to surf until it was time to cook breakfast. No sense heading out before it was light out.

I was still in the kitchen in my dressing gown visiting after breakfast when I realized Juanita was dressed and ferrying the remainder of the luggage out to the car. By the time I had dressed and brushed my teeth she was mostly done loading the car. She had swept the snow off the car and had it running.  I love it when a plan comes together.

Once we were beyond the city and the crawling, sliding, bumper to bumper rush hour traffic the highways were not terrible. Not good but not terrible. There were a few cars in the ditches and an overturned semi but normal winter roads otherwise.

We stopped at Vegreville and I did some walking in Walmart to work on the 10k a day steps. Getting 10k steps during the turnaround had not been a problem. Only one or two days where some additional steps had to be found at the end of the day. Most days were well over 10k without particularly trying. Now it’s back to requiring some focus.

When we came out of Vegreville the highways were now in good winter driving condition.

Our grid road and driveway were snowy but not deep. Only two days ago the gravel was showing in the doorbell cam pictures. A couple of inches of snow is no problem. We unpacked the car into a toasty house. That was not planned. Normal drill is to leave the thermostat set at 10 degrees C, arrive back, start the woodstove, unpack the car and go to town for groceries while the house warms up. I had left the thermostat at 20. Oops. Can’t wait for the next power bill.

In town we picked up the mail. Juanita did some grocery shopping in the two supermarkets while I added to the step tally. On the way home she dropped me near the highway. I completed the 10k walking the grid road home.

After supper it was still light out. I flushed the antifreeze out of the water lines and installed new water filters. We have water again.

That’s the month until just after the middle. Probably won’t do a daily blow by blow of life as rural retirees but might post the odd thing of interest to me. It might even be of interest to you. We’ll see what happens. Now I’m off to do the chores that have piled up since last fall and before. C U.


Back Home In The Bush

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We settled into a routine existence. I kept an eye out for more employment type work and we puttered away at two or three lifetimes of stuff that could be done on the acreage. Too much time was spent surfing the web and reading mystery novels on our readers and phones but we puttered at the backlog of stuff.

I have a wallet the union gave out in more prosperous times. It has pockets for safety certificates. The union keeps a database of certificates and expiry dates, but the employers don’t seem to care. They want to copy that into their own databases. The drill used to be that you would show up on a job site and hand your stack of certificates to the safety rep. He would copy the info off the cards and give your stack of cards back a few days later. Now you mostly just text the safety rep photos of the relevant certs. I have all my past certs on my phone but organized by date the photo was taken. Hard to find any given cert in a hurry. This month I created an album for safety certificates on my iPhone. That seems like it will be more useful.

Speaking of iPhone hacks, here’s one I picked up from Tim Ferriss. You can easily track an airplane flight on an iPhone. He writes:

“Track a flight in real time on iMessage, on iPhone or Mac. If you are looking to quickly get info on your flight or that of a loved one, all it takes is a text. No Googling required. Just text yourself (or someone else) the flight number with no spaces (e.g., UA8181), and you can easily track it inside iMessage. Tap on the autogenerated link (right-click on laptop), and time, gate, and more will automagically appear in a preview pop-up. See this screenshot for the exact steps. Hat tip to Loni!”

In the early days back our daily walks were on snowy paths which quickly changed to alarmingly dry conditions as the slight amount of snow melted. By April 23rd the snow had melted. I fired up the brush mower and started slashing and mowing the west property line. Before retirement we had done the south and east property lines, pounded in Tee-posts and strung barbed wire. A couple of years ago we had slashed the north property line and pounded in some tee-posts, but only strung string between them. Occasionally the string gets pulled down between a couple of posts by a passing deer. Tying the string back up gives Juanita something to do on our walks.

The west property line is a quarter mile long.  It took a few days of work and a lot of going back and forth between corners to find a path through the forest, but we prevailed. I ran a string between posts and hung orange Halloween disposable drinking cups on the end of the posts for visibility. The price of posts has doubled since we last bought them. I spaced them twice as far apart as the ones on the north line.

The posts were all in on April 26. Time to move on to the next thing, running out the slides on the fifth wheel trailer. No 12 volts available and no 120 volts either. The inverter with it’s built in smart charger had given up the ghost. Off to town to buy a new deep cycle battery. With the battery installed and the inverter bypassed we had the slides out and power in the rig. The rig came with a factory converter that makes 12 VDC out of 120VAC but I had pulled the fuse on that when we installed the inverter. The converter is a dumb charger and will happily boil off a lightly loaded battery. For the summer the solar panels can keep up with any charging the battery needs. Will have to decide on a solution by winter when solar doesn’t really work around here.

In 2004 we began preparing to move out of our large home and move into our fifth wheel trailer. We bought a forty-foot sea can (deep sea shipping container). It was trucked from Edmonton and dropped it on the half of our property we had subdivided off. The other half we sold with the house.

March 31, 2005 we moved into our fifth wheel trailer parked on the same property as the sea can. There is a less room in a 34-foot fifth wheel trailer than in a 3,000 square foot house. Some of the surplus from the house we packed into shipping boxes. The bottom layer of two cubic foot boxes was arranged in a three by five box layer, wrapped in plastic and  a sheet of OSB placed on top. Four more layers of boxes, plastic and OSB continued to near the ceiling at the end of the sea can.

This monolith has sat there, mostly undisturbed, for the past nineteen years. This is the year to start tackling it. In the waning days of April we began.

Many memories. Much stuff for family. Much stuff for the burn barrel. Much stuff for the dump. A little stuff to outright donate. Much stuff to donate after family has gone through it for first dibs. Despite the contents being placed in a clear plastic leaf bag sealed with a twist tie, the bag put into a box, and each layer of boxes being wrapped in plastic there is distinct musty odour to everything.

We have used lots of Febreze. The washing machine has been getting a workout.

That was April.

The last bit of the write-up above looks like it will cover all of May and maybe a good chunk of June.

On the last day of April a friend sent me this comparison (if this is your work let me know and I’ll remove it or give attribution as you wish):

1978

2023

Long Hair

Longing for hair

8 Tracks

Cataracts

KEGs

EKGs

Streaking

Leaking

Acid Rock

Acid Reflux

Seeds and Stems

Fiber

Stayin' Alive (the song)

Stayin' Alive (the goal)

Hoping for a BMW

Hoping for a BM

Going to a new hip joint

Getting a new hip joint

Rolling Stones

Kidney Stones

Bell Bottoms

Big Bottoms

Disco

Costco

Whatever

Depends

Rock n' roll all night

Sleep through the night

Think you know everything

Think you know your name


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